Make Cupcakes, Not War.

Let’s talk cupcakes.

Look at that shexy color scheme. I love fondant, too. I would spend the rest of my life making things out of fondant if I could.

Jack & Jill cupcake!!

Look at that fancy ass cupcake. I would spend all of 10 seconds admiring it before I devoured that thing.

Um, hello cute fondant dino cake avec egg nest cupcakes!

This almost makes me miss my old job as a Coldstone Cake Builder and Decorator.

Almost.

I really need some blue candy now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa…cupcake image on cupcake? You’re crazy.

And look at this fancy shmancy cupcake. It comes in a little glass dish like thing.

Jealous.

I just like this image.

And this cupcake.

Hungry? Knit some food!

Anyone hungry?

knit happy meal!!!

 

knit sushi!!!!! i fucking love sushi.

 

Tiny knit ice cream!!!!

 

Tiny knit hamburger!!!!

 

knit sandwich anyone?

 

knit school lunch?

 

knit BLT!!!!!

 

i’ve never actually tasted a beet, but after seeing this, i think i want to.

 

 

i love knit stuff.

and i love food. i’m hungry now, but i have no food in my apartment and no money for food.

LAME.

 

Everything needs to be this cool

Holy shit interwebs, I have so much energy. Tonight is going to be a work night, not a sleep night. I can not for the life of me figure out where I found all this…awake-ness. I need to take some photos of my sketch book for you. It’s changed so much since I last put pictures of it up here. The problem is when RISD starts, things like this get put on the back burner.

So, here’s some kewl Smokey the Bear graphics:

I’m liking everything except that raccoon. Why does he have sticks coming out of his stumps? And the pineapple at the bottom? Not so much.

 

I’ve definatly done something like this for my boss when I worked at the Watermark. I made a card that had several pie charts indicating the notoriety of famous artists versus ninja turtles.

 

Also, how cool is that?

I definatly want it. I must put on a pretty face and ask my product designing boyfriend, very sweetly, if he will make it for me to go in my super awesome, fantastical, new house. That I will have. In the future.

 

Speaking of fantastic things that will come into my possession in the future…

Check out those tea bags! It’s like fucking origami! This just made my love for tea increase tenfold.

BAMF things I wish were in my life.

Hi.

I’ve been away from you too long, interweb blog.

But I’ve been looking through the other parts of the interwebs as of late, and there’s a lot of kewl shit out there. 

I want.

 

Yes, that is a dolla bill. And so is this:

That is a fucking toilet, with a vajayjay inside.

I wish all money was origami-ed and depending on what shape it was in determined it’s value.

 

And how cool is this?! It’s food made into flags. France looks delish-yum.

Speaking of delish-yum:

I will be eating this cake for every birthday I have from now on.

 

And in a perfect world, I would be eating this cookie/cake/chocolate everyday.

 

Le sigh. That’s all the amazingness I will share today. I have a fair amount of artsy-fartsy homework to complete, and it’s only the first week. Yikes.